Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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