Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
