why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
NoShamevember. You game?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
i think im in europe. pls send help
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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