She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
soo... how was my night?
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