I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Hippo gnu deer
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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