that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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