its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
