I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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