I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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