I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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