I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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