you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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