Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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