Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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