Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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