So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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