im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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