I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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