He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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