I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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