I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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