I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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