my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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