If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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