great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I feel great
I just peed on a car
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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