I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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