morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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