its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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