its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
the raccoons are back...
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