what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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