lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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