We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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