So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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