Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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