So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
