Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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