oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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