youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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