: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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