i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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