Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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