The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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