How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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