Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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