After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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