I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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