My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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