I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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