There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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