and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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