I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Deaf chicks here I come
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh