U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
