My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
there is glitter all over my balls
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