i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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