I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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