is your mom at the bar?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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