My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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